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Mariners Fire Satan! (Or, General Manager Bill Bavasi)

What a happy and glorious Monday in Seattle this is turning out to be!!!! The weather's drop-dead beautiful! The mountain is out (Mt. Rainier for you non-Seattle-ites)!

And...

The Seattle Mariners, with the worst record in baseball, fired general manager and all-around asshat Bill Bavasi today!

Halle-frickin'-lehjah!

I can't even begin to tell how ecstatic we Mariners fans are right now. What a hap-hap-happy day!

I mean this sincerely: I hope the man NEVER finds another baseball job with another team so can be allowed to do what his done to the Mariners: FUBAR-ing it beyond reproach.

I'd recap all the awful signings, poor trades and so on, but I'm eating lunch as I write this and don't want to lose it.

All I can say is, thank you God. Thank you so very, very much for removing Satan from our midst!

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Don't hold back, Peter. Why... (Below threshold)
Lee Ward[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Don't hold back, Peter. Why don't you tell us how you really feel about it. lol!


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