1.) The audience at the Draft booing guys who get picked.
Or maybe they're doing that Arsenio Hall "whoopin'" thing, heck if I know. I'm too white, too old and probably too Republican to tell the difference.
In the end, it sounded too much like booing, so you get my vote for biggest losers.
Not to mention you spent a decent New York City spring day indoors at Radio City Music Hall. Combine that with the aforementioned booing and you're exactly 1.7 points smarter than Forrest Gump.
2.) ESPN....for THREE frakkin' hours of pre-Draft gobbledy-goo.
3.) Mel Kiper, Jr. This man's career (and hair) seemingly revolve around one weekend every year. Baffling.
4.) Coors Light. I really like some of the versions in this series coach/guys in audience spots. This time? Not so much.
5.) Chris Berman. Why? Because his ego is only slightly smaller than his bald spot.
Finally, there's really nothing dramatic enough on Draft Day to make you go "wow! I'm glad they didn't choose him!" moments to warrant all this trumped drama and analysis. That all comes later.
Just ask Ryan Leaf.
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