Pittsburgh at St. Louis. Steelers need a win. Rams are just pitiful. Steelers.
Dallas at Carolina. Jessica Simpson will be kept off the premises by Cowboys security. Dallas wins.
New York Giants at Buffalo. Giants stinks. Buffalo.
Green Bay at Chicago. The Bears may start Jim Miller. It doesn't matter. Packers.
Cleveland at Cincinnati. By the end of this game, both Chad Johnson and T.J. Whatshisface may be in jail. Browns.
Kansas City at Detroit. Battle of the disappointments. Lions pulls themselves together and only lose by 10.
Houston at Indianapolis. The Colts have learned to live without Marvin Harrison. Colts.
Oakland at Jacksonville. Um...Jacksonville and their zero Pro Bowlers.
Philadelphia at New Orleans. Reggie Bush wants to play. He should just sit and let Aaron Stecker run. Philly will be flat after a big win over Dallas. Saints.
Atlanta at Arizona. Falcons have nothing. Cardinals.
Tampa Bay at San Francisco. Look out for those Niners. Shaun Hill is the second-coming of Elvis Grbak. Eh, Tampa.
Miami at New England. You heard it here first...the Patriots will only win by 14. Hope I don't get bitched out for mentioning the Dolphins. Am I Nathan Lane or Robin Williams by the way?
Baltimore at Seattle. The Seahawks have to win this right? They can't lose to the team that just lost to the Dolphins right? Seattle.
New York Jets at Tennessee. Kevin Mawae says the Titans will win. I believe him.
Washington at Minnesota. The bloom is off the Vikings' rose after that awful game against the Bears. Redskins score huge road win, keep alive for playoffs.
Denver at San Diego. Chargers are rolling now. They win.