Clinton Portis Has Lost It (Wizbang Sports)

"Dollah Bill" appeared at Clinton Portis' weekly media confab. His purple hair was almost as strange as the words coming out of his mouth:

"Warren Sapp is a hungry man, but coming around messing with Dollah Bill, he will get dealt with," Portis said, in character, of course. "I don't mean no harm, but me and Warren Sapp were money-making friends. ... But today, we're not friends. Next week, we won't be friends. If you don't mind telling him that those 12 tickets he called me about? I can't get them for him. So, Dollah Bill is serious."

What's in the Landover, MD water? Or has he been spending time with Ontario Smith and Ricky Williams?

[via Deadspin]

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