Philadelphia will win the coin toss.
Philadelphia will score the first points.
New England will score the first touchdown.
Fox will average 4.6 shots of T.O. per quarter.
Tom Brady will be clean shaven.
Corey Dillion will be the game's MVP.
Freddie Mitchell will do some stupid dance after making a first down.
One of the New England wide receivers will point to his ankle after catching a touchdown.
Bill Belichick will not smile until less than a minute left in the 4th quarter.
Andy Reid won't smile at all.
The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders will be better looking than the New England Patriots cheerleaders.
The only comparisons between Donovan McNabb and Doug Williams will be in the first half.
Paul McCarthy will not perform any of the songs he sang with Michael Jackson.
He will perform "Back in the U.S.S.R."
There will be more praise by the game announcers for Dan Marino's entrance into the Hall of Fame than Steve Young's.
If Cris Collinsworth is doing color commentary he will make at least one reference to a Cincinnati Bengals team that lost a Super Bowl.
Cris Collinsworth will be bitchslapped in the halftime show by Ray Lewis. [This one's wishful thinking.]
There will be more ads shown for Chunky Chili than Chunky Soup.
Budweiser will accuse Miller's referees of being part of al Qaeda.
Miller will accuse Bud of really being behind those awful "Dick" ads.
Some dot-com we never heard of will only be remembered for blowing $2.4 million on a commercial.
And finally, the Patriots will beat the Eagles 27-13.
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