Gotta Love Bill Simmons... On The NBA Draft (Wizbang Sports)

ESPN's Bill Simmons is hilarious. Read it only if you're an NBA fan, interested in yesterday's draft, and patient enough to read through a play-by-play commentary. Some of his best lines:

Bilas also graded potential picks in a number of categories, including "Intangibles," from 1 to 5. As Jacko said, "How do you rank intangibles from 1 to 5? Intangibles are the great unknown. And yet he ranks them. Is he clairvoyant?"

My dad's take on Stephen A.: "I feel like I'm being yelled at."

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